Anti-dangerous video of the moment

Are they serious with this video?  Now they're just mocking us.  First of all, girls that eat Mickey Dees in the middle of the night ain't hot.  Second, why do they market to us so hard when we're already a hefty bunch?  That's like marketing cigarettes to people with lung cancer.  They must want us all to die, didn't anybody watch Supersize Me?  Wanna know how to be an anti-dangerousNEGRO?  Eat McDonald's

...really, please don't eat that crap.  We love you and we don't want you to die.